I've got it!
I've got a shiny new Canon digital camera. This baby does things I didn't know a camera could do. I can't believe all the editing you can do to your pictures either. I think I may have taken a bite slightly larger than my mouth this time, but I'm determined to figure this stuff out. I've taken a few pictures already, being the kind that learns best by dicking around until I figure something out, but I promised myself that this time I will read the manual.
It may take a few days to figure out how to take good pictures, and then how to post them, but I'll get there, never fear.
Hold on, I'm coming! (am I the only one hearing Sam and Dave singing?)